Lovelies, A recent dinner conversation with the Bean Sprout went as such: “I love you, more than I loved my six pack… and that’s a lot… and I miss it, but I’d miss you more.” Truer words were never spoken.
Micro Post: Post-Baby Body Image
Micro Post: Allergies
Oh Lovelies, It happened. The thing that I have been praying wouldn’t happen since the day my baby was born. Allergies (both hubby and I have seasonal and pet allergies). Bean Sprout has them… And they are the food variety
Nobody Saw You
Hey Lovelies, I read a poem over at ‘Like Real Life’ the other day called: Nobody Saw You… a lot of it resonated with me. As a mom you do often feel like no one really sees all that you
Micro Post: Fatigue
Hey Lovelies, I’m burnt out y’all. I feel like that line in The Weeknd’s song “Everybody ’round me sayin’ I should relax cause, I’ve been goin’ hard ’til my eyes roll back but”… I’ve been going full steam ahead since
Nanny Does Motherhood – Part 2- Not The Nanny
Hey Lovelies, Man oh man, sometimes having been a nanny is good. Like solid feeding, for example. I know that gagging is part of it and that gagging can LOOK like choking but is not actually choking. I even know
Micro Post: Milestone Rant
Hey Lovelies, Just a quick rant about baby milestones. When the hell did it become ‘normal’ for kiddos to reach milestones super early?! I feel like there are the actual guidelines that Dr.’s follow regarding a milestone and then there
Bean Sprout Update: 6 Months Old
Hey Lovelies! My baby is growing up so fast. I cannot even believe that this little sweetheart is 6 months old! Now, I’m probably biased but let me rave a bit about how freaking awesome my son is. 1.He is
Micro Post: Breastfeeding Redux
Hey Lovelies, Let’s talk about boobs! Tits. Ta-tas. You know, the fleshy mounds on female’s bodies that can make milk for an infant. I talked about how the start to breastfeeding was anything but easy for me. It ligit did
CIAW: Because It’s Time
*Trigger Warning: This post may give you all of the feels. That’s actually the point. I encourage you to read it even though it briefly mentions my relationship with my son. Be well* Hey Lovelies, The other morning I had
Micro Post: Mother’s Day
*Trigger Warning: Discusses my feelings on the holiday now that I’ve had the Bean Sprout. Even though I’m a cynic on this holiday, Mother’s Day can be really fucking hard when trying. Please take care of yourselves and only read