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So Lovelies,

It’s Easter… Who’s willing to stand with me naked under the full moon and pray for fertility? Do not act like this is the first time you are hearing this idea. Bitch, you had the same thought in the shower, stop throwing shade and own it! While we are at it… anyone know how to procure some fermented mare’s piss? (Have you read my home page? get the reference?)

XOXXO,
The Chicken

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4 thoughts on “Micro Post: Easter Fertility Ritual

  • April 17, 2017 at 6:43 pm
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    I’m going to own it — I did not know about the naked thing. Would I do it? Yes. Did I know about it before this post.? Unfortunately, no.

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    • April 18, 2017 at 6:30 am
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      Mel,
      Well in that case, I am happy to have enlightened you! LMAO
      XOXXO, The Chicken

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    • April 18, 2017 at 6:31 am
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      Risa,
      #IKnewIt lol.
      XOXXO, The Chicken

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